your parents love me but you hate me
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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