I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
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You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
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We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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