just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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