I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
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If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Please. i have SOME standards
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
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Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.