she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
they're like a gay fantastic four
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
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