yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
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And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
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Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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