Whod you bang
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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