I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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