He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
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