Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
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Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
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Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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