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(310): View more from California

i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.

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(260): View more from Indiana

i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?

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(520): View more from Arizona

my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

he said i ruined lesbian porn for him

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(619): View more from California

I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.

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(520): View more from Arizona

We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.

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(785): View more from Kansas

I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous

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(773): View more from Illinois

He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful

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(239): View more from Florida

I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep

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