please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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