Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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