Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
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I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
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All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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