You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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