I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
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I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
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Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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