He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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