Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
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At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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