plz talk dirty to me
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
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