Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
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This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
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After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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