White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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