How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
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nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
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If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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