He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
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I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
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I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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