he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.