i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
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Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
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He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face