road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
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It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
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when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
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