1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
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im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
He? As in you personified your dick?