I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
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i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
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All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.