in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
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Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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