I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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