eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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