I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize