Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
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dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
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Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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