It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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