Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
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I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Just high enough for therapy.
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brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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