We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
we should paint friendship bongs
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