She's JV to your varsity
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
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There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
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He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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