just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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