on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
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