community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Randomize
