I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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