Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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