Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
you would pick up someone in the library
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
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good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
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Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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