Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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