shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
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There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I'm really busy with my period
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