they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i will never coherently bang her
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
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Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Drunk is a universal language darling
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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