I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
True strength comes from lack of pants
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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