He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
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Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
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Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
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She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
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Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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