Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
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his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
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Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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