I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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