i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
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Im just a social blackout drinker.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
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I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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