Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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