We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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