In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
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at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
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I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I can't put those talents on a resume
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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