suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Randomize
